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Tofu Devil cannot be driven out of your heart by the touch of a hand on a hand, or a mouth on a mouth. Sorry, Tennessee. |
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Tofu Devil dislikes idle hands. If hands are idle, they aren't smashing stuff. Tofu Devil does not shop at Wal-Mart. He never shops where he poops. |
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| Tofu Devil wishes people would stop sendng him those damn handbaskets. Seriously. They take up less space individually than the handcarts people used to go to hell in, but they more than make up for it in volume. |
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| Tofu Devil's Buddy List
• Ann Coulter • Saddam Hussein • John Gibson • Bill O'Reilly • Robert Novak • Tom |
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Tofu Devil hates Nancy Grace, but loves her hair. Tofu Devil does not wear Prada. |
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