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Tofu Devil is rock-hard, breathes fire, and consumes the souls of the living. You're #1 on his hit list. Better sleep with the lights on and steer clear of the fridge.
Tofu Devil's wok is a human skull.

Tofu Devil is in the details.

Tofu Devil created MySpace. Suckers.

Tofu Devil dresses like Santa, slides down chimneys, and steals little kids to work in his diamond mines. He does this on Christmas Eve and alternating Saturdays throughout the year.

Tofu Devil's Bookmarks
The Devil: Unjustly Maligned
Crime Library
Secret Crypt
Virtual Voodoo Doll
Find A Grave
The Darwin Awards

Tofu Devil never needed an advocate. Never will.

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